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In this case, there might not have been anyone left to play the music.......
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Alternative suggested by an ESPN commentator: Doff your hats and bow to the crowd. Reply to a joke with a joke.
Many many many of you advise new umpires to not respond to fans because it shows they're getting to you. What will that crew do now if a group of fans start singing Three Blind Mice" as they walk onto the field? Trapped by thier lack of a sense of humor perhaps? ![]()
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Nothing. Please see PBUC 1.24 and MLBUM 2.25 as it pertains to this issue. The "organist" works for the club.
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I've seen them before - I understand them - you missed the point.
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The announcer is under the control of the umpire crew, the fans are not (unless they interfere with the game). And it is important to note that this is professional baseball, not youth league.
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Is the point that the reason he dumped the organist is that he is trapped by his lack of sense of humor?
If that's the point, I understand exactly where you are coming from...
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At one of the local independant team's games the mascot comes out with an eye chart when they announce the umpires before the game. It's entertainment for the fans and we all go along with it. Now, if he were to bring that eye chart out after a close call...
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That reminds me. Think I'll go sit out in the heat with my nephews, and watch the Grand Prairie Airhogs host the Laredo Lemurs.
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