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Old Wed May 05, 2010, 05:19am
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" Hi, Dad. I'm at the game and I want to do something REALLY stupid--run on the field. Any advice?"
"Go for it, son, and I'll be watching! Just don't turn your back on the guy with the taser. Good luck."
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Old Wed May 05, 2010, 06:10am
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I prefer the Mike Curtis method of fan removal.
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Old Wed May 05, 2010, 08:29am
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I prefer the Randy Myers method.
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Old Wed May 05, 2010, 08:48am
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I prefer the Randy Myers method.
Damn, beat me to it. I came here to post this.
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Old Wed May 05, 2010, 09:27pm
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Catch him, cuff him, let him spend the night in the cooler, and Dad can pay to get him out in the morning. I don't think tasing was necessary.
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Old Thu May 06, 2010, 12:54pm
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Catch him, cuff him, let him spend the night in the cooler, and Dad can pay to get him out in the morning. I don't think tasing was necessary.
No, it wasn't necessary, but it was fun. And sometimes, that's all you need.
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Old Thu May 06, 2010, 01:18pm
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The Phillies are probably sensitive about security after the vomit attack on that 11-year-old girl 3 weeks ago.

You can see a photograph of the criminal vomiter here:

Matthew Clemmens, Criminal Vomiter [PIC]
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Old Sat May 08, 2010, 10:43am
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No, it wasn't necessary, but it was fun. And sometimes, that's all you need.
Yeah...and they should have beaten him senseless with nightsticks, AFTER he was tased. That would be really fun, huh ???
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