OT - Fan Acting Badly Gets Zapped

[greymule]

The Phillies are probably sensitive about security after the vomit attack on that 11-year-old girl 3 weeks ago.

You can see a photograph of the criminal vomiter here:

Matthew Clemmens, Criminal Vomiter [PIC]

[jkumpire]

If MLB crews would like to have one available for use in certain parks in the SE US for certain long-time managers who have long and dignified histories of minor complaints concerning umpire's rulings....

[umpduck11]

Originally Posted by HokieUmp

No, it wasn't necessary, but it was fun. And sometimes, that's all you need.

Yeah...and they should have beaten him senseless with nightsticks, AFTER he was tased. That would be really fun, huh ???

[HokieUmp]

Originally Posted by umpduck11

Yeah...and they should have beaten him senseless with nightsticks, AFTER he was tased. That would be really fun, huh ???

So sorry to have offended your delicate sensibilities. I meant to say:

"No, it wasn't necessary. We should have allowed the little dear to play in the grass as much as he wanted, then given him a juice box and let him have a nap."

Ye gods, man.