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Old Fri Jul 30, 2010, 10:45am
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Originally Posted by LMan View Post
I personally think that all moral and just people should never rest until all baseball bats are made of balsa.
I'm sure there have been several injuries caused by flying Wii controllers. Those should be made of closed-cell, low-density foam to prevent such injuries.

Now, where did I put the phone number for my congressman?
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Old Fri Jul 30, 2010, 11:30am
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Yep my grandson "injured" his mom's TV with a "flying Wii controller. As for the bats and balls...wiffleball anyone?
Just where are those dang keys?!
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Old Fri Jul 30, 2010, 02:07pm
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Nope. The plastic bats and balls don't biodegrade. They're harmful to the environment. Ban 'em.
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Old Fri Jul 30, 2010, 02:13pm
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I'm suing Nintendo right now because an airborne controller broke my 63" TV - there were no warnings on the box that this might happen, so obviously they are at fault.
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'

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Old Fri Jul 30, 2010, 05:10pm
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I've got "Blackberry Thumb", where's the number for RIM's Attorneys? Hmmm, maybe I'll sue Uncle Sam too as they made me have one! Ba$tards!
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