The worst thing in FED

[dash_riprock]

Minimum one base award on all obstructions. Unlike other codes, it removes umpire judgment from a (non) play where umpire judgment is needed most (analogous to the interpretation that spawned this excellent thread) .

But what REALLY pisses me off - also in the "judgment removal" vein - is not being able to control when the wipers stop after washing the windshield. That extra swipe or two can ruin an otherwise fine wash job. Somehow I think FED is behind that engineering.