Ichiro's first ejection

[Kevin Finnerty]

Hey, Steve, this pompous poser is now umpiring in Florida and the Caribbean, which he must think are hotter hotbeds than yours, and where his amateurish ways and elementary knowledge are supposedly welcome. (Nice try.)

That's pretty amusing. This guy should definitely stick to being the unwelcome coward--a role he plays very well. He should play that role in a less complex area than umpiring, however.