Moron Canadian

jwwashburn · #1 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 12:20pm

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Ok ok....he might not be Canadian

Kevin Finnerty · #2 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 01:46pm

Of course he's Canadian. A Labatt swilling effin' idiot. If he was American and it was any one of several ballparks I've visited here in America, he would have been bleeding worse than his boyfriend by the time the cops got there. There, they applaud!

What a jerk-off.

Rich · #3 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 02:34pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin Finnerty

Of course he's Canadian. A Labatt swilling effin' idiot. If he was American and it was any one of several ballparks I've visited here in America, he would have been bleeding worse than his boyfriend by the time the cops got there. There, they applaud!

What a jerk-off.

Why *was* the guy's nose bleeding, anyway? Did the foul ball hit him?

outathm · #4 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 03:34pm

Isn't this post title redundant?

jwwashburn · #5 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 03:39pm

Howzitgoineh?

Hock9 · #6 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 03:49pm

Stupid thing to do, for the reasons cited by the announcers.

Having said that, there are 10 times the number of people in the US than in Canada.

Therefore, 10 times the number of morons, 10 times the number of geniuses, 10 times the number of great guys, 10 times the number of losers, you get the idea.

Hey Hoser, how's it goin', eh?

jwwashburn · #7 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 03:56pm

IF you assume that there is the same RATIO of morons to non-morons in the Great White North as there is in the USA.

constable · #8 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 04:38pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin Finnerty

Of course he's Canadian. A Labatt swilling effin' idiot. If he was American and it was any one of several ballparks I've visited here in America, he would have been bleeding worse than his boyfriend by the time the cops got there. There, they applaud!

What a jerk-off.

So if this occurs in the other 29 MLB parks do we title the thread "Moron American?"

I agree the it was a bone head move to throw a foul ball like that back but the title should have been " Moron fan " etc.

jwwashburn · #9 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 04:51pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by constable

So if this occurs in the other 29 MLB parks do we title the thread "Moron American?"

I agree the it was a bone head move to throw a foul ball like that back but the title should have been " Moron fan " etc.

I dunno what the title would have been. I am 41 and I have never seen a Moron American do this.

LDUB · #10 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 05:13pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin Finnerty

Of course he's Canadian. A Labatt swilling effin' idiot. If he was American and it was any one of several ballparks I've visited here in America, he would have been bleeding worse than his boyfriend by the time the cops got there. There, they applaud!

What a jerk-off.

Yep, in the US if someone throws something the players make them bleed before the cops get there.

YouTube - Indiana Pacers Vs. Detroit Pistons MAJOR FIGHT

jwwashburn · #11 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 05:17pm

That is the NBA and Detroit...not sure that counts as the USA.

SanDiegoSteve · #12 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 05:49pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by constable

So if this occurs in the other 29 MLB parks do we title the thread "Moron American?"

I agree the it was a bone head move to throw a foul ball like that back but the title should have been " Moron fan " etc.

You have to admit you have a much higher percentage of morons per capita in Canada.

Kevin Finnerty · #13 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 09:33pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwwashburn

IF you assume that there is the same RATIO of morons to non-morons in the Great White North as there is in the USA.

The percentage of morons at a Canadian ballpark is drastically higher than at an American ballpark. General society is another study.

Quote:

Originally Posted by constable

So if this occurs in the other 29 MLB parks do we title the thread "Moron American?"

I agree the it was a bone head move to throw a foul ball like that back but the title should have been " Moron fan " etc.

I just piled on because it's baseball and Canadian baseball fans are ... well, they're not as smart about baseball as our fans. That's been well-established. Perhaps the thread could be titled: Typically moronic Canadian baseball fan.

Kevin Finnerty · #14 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 09:37pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by LDUB

Yep, in the US if someone throws something the players make them bleed before the cops get there.

YouTube - Indiana Pacers Vs. Detroit Pistons MAJOR FIGHT

Perhaps people without a sense of humor should stay away from this thread.

If you want to take THIS seriously, then you REALLY need some help getting a grip---the kind of help that can't be found at an umpiring forum.

TussAgee11 · #15 (**permalink**) Sat Sep 05, 2009, 11:17pm

How is this any different from a bleacher creature at Wrigley?

C'mon, is it really that big of a deal?

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