Ways for batter to get ejected......

[kufan1975]

I had a situation last night were the batter didnt like my strike call, was right over the plate, JUST below the knee.... hittable ball!!

He stepped out of the batter's box, started to say something under his breath. I told him lets go, then he proceeded to turn toward his dugout, practice his GOLF SWING. I again told him lets go.... he then proceeded to tell me "I CAN TAKE AS LONG AS I WANT"..... so I said give me a new batter, the batter is EJ!!!

What other situations have we all had were the batter can get a chance to listen to the game on the radio in his car?

[ozzy6900]

Take your bat and draw a line in the dirt will get you to the parking lot early!

[Ump Rube]

Originally Posted by ozzy6900

Take your bat and draw a line in the dirt will get you to the parking lot early!

I do not remember if it was here or another forum, but someone posted a time when after a coach drew a line in the dirt the umpire drew an arrow to the parking lot, and the coach to follow it.

That is one of those things I would love to do to a coach, but fear that it might appear over line (really no pun intended) and arrogant.

I would also love the chance to sit in the stands with my gear on. Plop down next to a mouthy fan, and say play ball. Then when I start to get odd looks say, "Well obviously this is the best place in the park to call balls an strikes from."

But to get back to the question at hand, most any time a player/coach begins or ends a sentence with the magic word... you.

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by Ump Rube

I do not remember if it was here or another forum, but someone posted a time when after a coach drew a line in the dirt the umpire drew an arrow to the parking lot, and the coach to follow it.

I believe, but I'm not for certain, that the gentleman in question was our own Brian Curtain. And yes, I do know I'm a poet.

[briancurtin]

Originally Posted by SanDiegoSteve

I believe, but I'm not for certain, that the gentleman in question was our own Brian Curtain. And yes, I do know I'm a poet.

Nah that wasn't me, but I did have a guy draw a line in the dirt and dumped him before he even finished drawing. I might have recited the above story at some point, though.

edit: Tee and SDS already covered this...I should start reading threads all the way through haha.

[ozzy6900]

Had a young man draw a line on me once. I took off my mask and looked at the line and said, "Hey, you draw real nice!" I wind up " Now lets see if you can follow directions!" and give 'em the hook!



Some umpires aspire to be
as good an umpire as Tim C.
While other umpires really believe
themselves as good as San Diego Steve.
One or two look up to Dash
who works the plate with a noticeable flash.
And then there is Ump or Coach or JM just plain
who can't make up his mind, his title or his name.
Richard in the wings with Ives on the hook
Mbyron dealing an ejection by the book.
Pete Booth writing articles galore
Greymule showing a manager the "door".
And here I sit still on the DL
Ozzy resting in baseball hell!

[NFump]

"Sure, take as long as you want. Pitcher, pitch. Sssstttttrrrriiiikkkeeee!"

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by NFump

"Sure, take as long as you want. Pitcher, pitch. Sssstttttrrrriiiikkkeeee!"

This is how I would have handled it.

[UmpJM]

Originally Posted by mbyron

This is how I would have handled it.

Me too. That way you get to call a "penalty strike" AND dump the prick.

JM

[Kevin Finnerty]

Originally Posted by ozzy6900

Take your bat and draw a line in the dirt will get you to the parking lot early!

Originally Posted by Ump Rube

I do not remember if it was here or another forum, but someone posted a time when after a coach drew a line in the dirt the umpire drew an arrow to the parking lot, and the coach to follow it.

The greatest batter-draws-line-with-bat story I ever heard was similar to this. It was from one of the eminent veterans from our L.A. unit:

"One time I had a guy reach out and flip his bat and use the knob to draw a line to show me where the last pitch was. I asked him if I could have that bat for a second. He gives me the bat, and I flip it and use the knob to draw a big curve toward the guy's dugout, and then I drew a little arrow at the end."

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by kufan1975

I had a situation last night were the batter didnt like my strike call, was right over the plate, JUST below the knee.... hittable ball!!

He stepped out of the batter's box, started to say something under his breath. I told him lets go, then he proceeded to turn toward his dugout, practice his GOLF SWING. I again told him lets go.... he then proceeded to tell me "I CAN TAKE AS LONG AS I WANT"..... so I said give me a new batter, the batter is EJ!!!

What other situations have we all had were the batter can get a chance to listen to the game on the radio in his car?

The batter's actions definitely caused him to get ejected but WHY are you calling a pitch that is below the knee a strike?

MTD, Sr.

[NFump]

Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.

The batter's actions definitely caused him to get ejected but WHY are you calling a pitch that is below the knee a strike?

MTD, Sr.

Cause that's where the holler be.

[kufan1975]

I was waiting for someone to ask that.... it was at the knee caps.

[GA Umpire]

Originally Posted by kufan1975

I was waiting for someone to ask that.... it was at the knee caps.

No need to justify. It's your strike zone, not his.

Originally Posted by Ump Rube

I would also love the chance to sit in the stands with my gear on. Plop down next to a mouthy fan, and say play ball. Then when I start to get odd looks say, "Well obviously this is the best place in the park to call balls an strikes from."

I had a BU do that once. Looked like a complete idiot. That is not funny, just stupid. So, I don't suggest contemplating the idea. Especially after seeing it. I have heard people say they want to do it, but after seeing it, it is a stupid idea.

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by GA Umpire

I had a BU do that once. Looked like a complete idiot. That is not funny, just stupid. So, I don't suggest contemplating the idea. Especially after seeing it. I have heard people say they want to do it, but after seeing it, it is a stupid idea.

Pretty sure he was just fantasizing, not really planning to ever do it. We often say things here that we "would love to do," or "would love to say," or other things of this nature. It's because we come here to vent our frustrations and we have come to expect that the other members understand this. We say things we could never really get away with at our games, because we are all umpires, and we all can relate to our mutual disdain for rats and fans. Try not to take things spouted off here too seriously.