Ways for batter to get ejected......

[briancurtin]

Originally Posted by SanDiegoSteve

I believe, but I'm not for certain, that the gentleman in question was our own Brian Curtain. And yes, I do know I'm a poet.

Nah that wasn't me, but I did have a guy draw a line in the dirt and dumped him before he even finished drawing. I might have recited the above story at some point, though.

edit: Tee and SDS already covered this...I should start reading threads all the way through haha.

[ozzy6900]

Had a young man draw a line on me once. I took off my mask and looked at the line and said, "Hey, you draw real nice!" I wind up " Now lets see if you can follow directions!" and give 'em the hook!



Some umpires aspire to be
as good an umpire as Tim C.
While other umpires really believe
themselves as good as San Diego Steve.
One or two look up to Dash
who works the plate with a noticeable flash.
And then there is Ump or Coach or JM just plain
who can't make up his mind, his title or his name.
Richard in the wings with Ives on the hook
Mbyron dealing an ejection by the book.
Pete Booth writing articles galore
Greymule showing a manager the "door".
And here I sit still on the DL
Ozzy resting in baseball hell!

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by ozzy6900

Some umpires aspire to be
as good an umpire as Tim C.
While other umpires really believe
themselves as good as San Diego Steve.
One or two look up to Dash
who works the plate with a noticeable flash.
And then there is Ump or Coach or JM just plain
who can't make up his mind, his title or his name.
Richard in the wings with Ives on the hook
Mbyron dealing an ejection by the book.
Pete Booth writing articles galore
Greymule showing a manager the "door".
And here I sit still on the DL
Ozzy resting in baseball hell!

Time to up the meds!

[UmpJM]

Originally Posted by SanDiegoSteve

Time to up the meds!

Steve,

Interesting. I was going to suggest he "down" the meds.

Nonetheless, ....

Ozzy,

I thought it was beautiful.

You're not in umpire hell, it's more like purgatory.

Get well soon.

JM

[DonInKansas]

Originally Posted by SanDiegoSteve

Time to up the meds!

Maybe we need to hook him up with Mark Padgett over in the basketball area. HIs meds are legendary.