The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!"

[robbie]

Originally Posted by MrUmpire

Huh?

You'll have to show me the comments that a one armed umpire would find offensive. I don't see any.

Here's 5 of them........................

1.
"OK, this has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen!"

2.
"Someone here's gonna buy this. You just know it."

3.
"And, when did a mask become so heavy that the umpire can't carry it in his hand?"

4.
"Nothing says you're the biggest pu$$y on the field than when you wear this for all to see. Buy two for each side and we'll throw in a leather ball bag for free"

5.
"pretty much sums it up. "tool""