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Old Thu Jul 09, 2009, 12:05pm
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I was suggesting that just being a softball umpire was sufficiently creepy.
I'd consider myself at least somewhat normal.
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Old Thu Jul 09, 2009, 12:34pm
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"good" christian school girls anyway.
Hey, I didn't say Baptist girls! (I go to a Baptist church, so don't send me nasty letters y'all)

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do you drive home after the game w/ swamp nut$ too?
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Sometimes I do as you suggest and wear my compressions to the field, but sometimes I don't have the time to change or simply don't feel like compressing my "area" longer than I need to since I'm still trying to increase and mulitply.
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...we don't need to be exhibitionists by any means...
Hey, speak for yourself!!!
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Old Thu Jul 09, 2009, 12:39pm
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Judson is, indeed, a "Christian" university, as the security guy said (never mind that he was himself an old man and drove around in a red, beat up van--kinda creepy itself, IMHO), which I guess means we Christians are not supposed to be naked.

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Old Thu Jul 09, 2009, 12:42pm
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Judson is, indeed, a "Christian" university, as the security guy said (never mind that he was himself an old man and drove around in a red, beat up van--kinda creepy itself, IMHO), which I guess means we Christians are not supposed to be naked.
Perhaps he should provide fig leaves for all!
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Old Thu Jul 09, 2009, 06:22pm
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Judson is, indeed, a "Christian" university, as the security guy said (never mind that he was himself an old man and drove around in a red, beat up van--kinda creepy itself, IMHO), which I guess means we Christians are not supposed to be naked.
Of course not. We're supposed to show up dressed, I suppose.

I was changing after a game a few weeks ago and I've taken to wearing briefs under my tights. I was changing quickly when some dad (who was a knob the entire game) started yelling at me how it was indecent to be in my underwear around the kids. I asked him if the kids ever went to a freaking swimming pool.
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Old Thu Jul 09, 2009, 06:40pm
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Old Fri Jul 10, 2009, 02:42am
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The second picture: looks more like a hockey player without all his gear on. How in the world does he expect to get those shin pads under his plate pants? Must be some awfully wide plate pants.
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Old Fri Jul 10, 2009, 08:52am
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The second picture: looks more like a hockey player without all his gear on. How in the world does he expect to get those shin pads under his plate pants? Must be some awfully wide plate pants.
Those shins look homemade to me. Hockey shins are nowhere near that huge. There are some great hockey shins that work very well for umpiring, but these look ridiculous. I like the Reebok 10K or Warrior Hustler models myself.
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Old Fri Jul 10, 2009, 09:16am
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I actually just searched slob and umpire and came up with this....it is possible that he is a cricket player and or umpire...I just thought the photo was funny.
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It was very funny.
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