Current DL/Vacation MLB Umpire Statuses?

[mbyron]

[sniff sniff]

[goyanksgonj]

Originally Posted by RPatrino

Goyanksgonj, you got any money riding on which ump works which games? You might be better off bird doggin the NBA guys.

DOB: 5/15/88. Not legally permitted to gamble, and absolutely no reason to do so illegally.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by goyanksgonj

DOB: 5/15/88. Not legally permitted to gamble, and absolutely no reason to do so illegally.

I've got hemorrhoids older than you. And they don't care what MLB umpire is on vacation either.

Just saying......

[RPatrino]

Originally Posted by goyanksgonj

DOB: 5/15/88. Not legally permitted to gamble, and absolutely no reason to do so illegally.

Shouldn't you be out chasing girls or something? You have far too much spare time on your hands.

[goyanksgonj]

Originally Posted by RPatrino

Shouldn't you be out chasing girls or something? You have far too much spare time on your hands.

Involved in a long-distance committed relationship, thank you very much.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by goyanksgonj

Involved in a long-distance committed relationship, thank you very much.

Oxymoron.

[UMP25]

Originally Posted by goyanksgonj

DOB: 5/15/88. Not legally permitted to gamble, and absolutely no reason to do so illegally.

Anyone can post a birth date. Please post your Social Security number so we can verify this.

[UMP25]

Originally Posted by goyanksgonj

Involved in a long-distance committed relationship, thank you very much.

Internet relationships don't count.

[BigUmp56]

Originally Posted by UMP25

Anyone can post a birth date. Please post your Social Security number so we can verify this.

Thanks for the laugh! My keyboard is now soaked with freshly spewn Pepsi.



Tim.

[Bassman]

Originally Posted by BigUmp56

Thanks for the laugh! My keyboard is now soaked with freshly spewn Pepsi.



Tim.

Unplug it and use some hot water to clean it up
Just Make sure the keyboard is completely dry before using it

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by mbyron

Oxymoron.

For the right couple its not. I married my high school sweetheart and that's after a long distance relationship in college.

To stay on topic, just a note that I am now working football so it may appear that I am on vacation from baseball.

[goyanksgonj]

Originally Posted by UMP25

Internet relationships don't count.

It's only primarily by Internet and/or phone right now because of the fact that she lives in St. Louis, and, about a year ago, I had to move with my family to Vegas. I lived in St. Louis for two years to finish high school, in case you're curious how we met, and all that crap.

[goyanksgonj]

Originally Posted by UMP25

Anyone can post a birth date. Please post your Social Security number so we can verify this.

If you'll verify for me via PM that you're not a hacker of any kind, or an identity thief, I'll be glad to give it to you, and you only, for the purposes of responding to your question.

[UMP25]

Originally Posted by goyanksgonj

It's only primarily by Internet and/or phone right now because of the fact that she lives in St. Louis, and, about a year ago, I had to move with my family to Vegas. I lived in St. Louis for two years to finish high school, in case you're curious how we met, and all that crap.

Did you see the movie Serenity? Check out the character called "Mr. Universe." 'Nuff said.

[UMP25]

Originally Posted by goyanksgonj

If you'll verify for me via PM that you're not a hacker of any kind, or an identity thief, I'll be glad to give it to you, and you only, for the purposes of responding to your question.

You're kidding, right?