Strange Partners

[lawump]

I know this is gross, but I swear on my kids' lives that this is true:

Typical high school locker room (we were changing at our cars in the parking lot). My partner reached into his pickup truck and got a small hand towel. I assumed he was going to wipe the sweat off of his brow. Instead he put the towel down his pants, and wiped his ***. He was NOT wiping sweat off his ***...he was wiping his *** as in the last toilet he used didn't have any toilet paper or something.

I remember it 14 years later. OMG its still gross in my memories.

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by lawump

I know this is gross, but I swear on my kids' lives that this is true:

Typical high school locker room (we were changing at our cars in the parking lot). My partner reached into his pickup truck and got a small hand towel. I assumed he was going to wipe the sweat off of his brow. Instead he put the towel down his pants, and wiped his ***. He was NOT wiping sweat off his ***...he was wiping his *** as in the last toilet he used didn't have any toilet paper or something.

I remember it 14 years later. OMG its still gross in my memories.

"Thanks for the memories!" - Bob Hope.

[bluezebra]

I worked a very good men's league (some had played pro ball in the Mexican League, some had college experience) in the San Fernando Valley (CA) when I lived there. I'm BU with a partner I never worked with before. Pre-game at the plate. Ground rules, exchange batting orders, etc. Everything's fine so far. I take my position past 1B, indicate I'm ready. PU puts on his mask, says "Play ball". Next time he came out from behind plate and removed his mask, was when the game was over and we were heading to the parking lot. Actually, he didn't remove his mask until were were in the parking lot.

Needless to say, I called the assignor when I got home.

Bob