I know this is gross, but I swear on my kids' lives that this is true:
Typical high school locker room (we were changing at our cars in the parking lot). My partner reached into his pickup truck and got a small hand towel. I assumed he was going to wipe the sweat off of his brow. Instead he put the towel down his pants, and wiped his ***. He was NOT wiping sweat off his ***...he was wiping his *** as in the last toilet he used didn't have any toilet paper or something.
I remember it 14 years later. OMG its still gross in my memories.
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