What would you call this guy?

[canadaump6]

Reminds me of the one time I was doing a tournament at a park with three diamonds on it. I'm doing the bases on the middle diamond. Between innings I watch as the home plate umpire runs, in his equipment, from parking lot to ball diamond, because he's late. Once he arrives at the diamond he finds out from his partner that he is actually doing bases.

Or of course the time an umpire in my league was completely baked when he did a game.