BRAND NEW Umpire...

[Az.Ump]

Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

Paul

[GarthB]

Originally Posted by Az.Ump

Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

Paul

My bad. My eyes must be going. I thought we were addressing umpire pants.

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by PWL

You never heard of Frank Zappa?

But I said look here brother

Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

Look here brother, dont waste your time on me.

[GarthB]

Originally Posted by PWL

You never heard of Frank Zappa?

Yep. I knew Ruth Underwood and Ralph Humphrey. Weasel's Ripped My Flesh, Burnt Weenie Sandwich and Sheik Yerbouti were among my favorties.

"Jewish Princess" had a special meaning for me at the time.

My favorite recording was his anti-speed radio spot. "Hi, I'm Frank Zappa. Wanna die? Try some speed. It'll rot your mind, rot your lungs, rot your liver. La Cucaracha. In other words, it'll make you just like your parents."

Regardless of all this. I thought we were discussing pants.

[SanDiegoSteve]

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, Garth makes a horrible discovery...

[GarthB]

Originally Posted by SanDiegoSteve

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, Garth makes a horrible discovery...

Sheeeesh. Doesn't anybody read anymore? I said Jewish princess.

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by GarthB

Sheeeesh. Doesn't anybody read anymore? I said Jewish princess.

Oh, the kind with a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters?

[GarthB]

Originally Posted by SanDiegoSteve

Oh, the kind with a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters?

That's the one.... a darling little jewish princess, who dont *** about cooking and is arrogant looking.

By the by, Ann Landers listed this in her top 10 obscene rock and roll songs.