Most embarrassing Moment

[lagunaump]

[QUOTE=Tim C]I have two (you can pick which is worse):

1) I am working the plate. F2 calls for a pitch out and jumps outside . . . ball comes directly at me and I CATCH IT!QUOTE]

I had one similar to this, but I didn't catch it. It came in and hit me right in the cup!

[Forest Ump]

I've had several but one that I remember from this year is:

I was working plate at a Pony game. Coach ask me what the count is. I reply back "2-3 " (I may have even signaled it). Coach says "So whys the batter still in there" ? Duh

[Uncle George]

Girl at the plate, pitcher delivers the ball, batter swings and fouls the ball off her foot. I yell, "foul ball, hit her in the box"! Boy did I get a strange, but funny look from the young lady! From that point on, male or female, it's "hit by the ball in the batters box"!