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Old Mon Jun 20, 2005, 11:43pm
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It was a Father's Day Barbque at my unlce's house for my entire family.
Yeah, we know. Great place to pick up chicks, huh?
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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 12:24am
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It's really easy. If his father married his (the father's) sister than he would be both his father and his uncle since he is his mother's brother. Equally, his mother would also be his aunt. And his girlfriend would be his sister and his first cousin, once removed. His children would be toothless banjo pickin' nephews and nieces as well as sons and daughters.

See?
Yes! Thank you, I'd completely ignored becoming an uncle by marriage.

His girlfriend is his first cousin since she's the daughter of his aunt and uncle, right? She's not "once removed," since she's not the child of a first cousin.

Garth, we'll make this thread intelligible and interesting yet! Maybe not worthwhile, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad...
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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 04:37am
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It was a Father's Day Barbque at my unlce's house for my entire family.
Yeah, we know. Great place to pick up chicks, huh?
Now.......that was funny!
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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 07:16am
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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 07:51am
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What's wrong with picking up chicks at the family reunion... if she ain't good enough for family, she ain't good enough for anyone, right?



(PS - dumbbumb - that last post was much better. Run 'em through spell check if you have to.)
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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 08:28am
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It was a Father's Day Barbque at my unlce's house for my entire family. Whats with the Redneck jokes. Geez
Exactly! Jes cus I tawk an tipe funney dont meen ima redneck,
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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 09:43am
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Pass the Advil !!!!!
I have to lie down in a darkened room after reading anything crumbbum posts.

Butt, heze allmost intellimigent enuff too posted on McGriffs. Most off dem rite jest liked himm.


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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 11:15am
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Hell you guys are better than I am. I didn't even get through the wall of text.
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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 11:32am
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Ok, will you guy's just quit taking shots at me? I wrote 3 posts like that. Now will you pleasae get off my back?
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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 11:42am
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Ok, will you guy's just quit taking shots at me? I wrote 3 posts like that. Now will you pleasae get off my back?
I would like to exstend my sincerest apaloge,
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Old Tue Jun 21, 2005, 12:44pm
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Guys, he's made an effort to listen to our criticism and react positively to it. Give the guy a break already.

Drumb - you may need to develop a little thicker skin round here. If you take EVERYthing as a shot at you, you'll quickly get frustrated. ALL of us (self included) have been shot at when making a particularly bad post.
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Old Sun Jun 26, 2005, 07:51pm
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Hukked on fonix....wurkt fer mi !!!!!
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Old Mon Jun 27, 2005, 12:31am
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drumbum, take the ribbings with a light heart.

with that being said:


Q: What do you call fast food at drumbum's house?

A: Hitting a deer at 55 mph.
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Old Mon Jun 27, 2005, 01:37am
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lol

I just don't get the redneck stuff.
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