Top Ten Reasons Your Team Won't Make the Big Dance

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Top Ten Signs Your Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball
Tournament

Center is only 5'9" -- in heels

Team gets psyched before the game by listening to Clay Aiken

Your official Las Vegas odds are "Yea right"

Instead of Gatorade, team chugs Yoo-Hoo

Gave up basketball for Lent

Your shoe deal is with Thom McAn

Players complain to refs that the other team is "Always getting in
the way" (advantage/disadvantage?)

They lead the division in groin pulls

Starting point guard recently shaved his head and checked into rehab

Caught two of the guys playing a little "Man-to-man" in the locker
room