Top Ten Reasons Your Team Won't Make the Big Dance
Top Ten Signs Your Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball
Tournament
Center is only 5'9" -- in heels
Team gets psyched before the game by listening to Clay Aiken
Your official Las Vegas odds are "Yea right"
Instead of Gatorade, team chugs Yoo-Hoo
Gave up basketball for Lent
Your shoe deal is with Thom McAn
Players complain to refs that the other team is "Always getting in
the way" (advantage/disadvantage?)
They lead the division in groin pulls
Starting point guard recently shaved his head and checked into rehab
Caught two of the guys playing a little "Man-to-man" in the locker
room
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