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Blue, I thought only horses slept standing up? Response: Give the count by stomping your feet. Blue, shake your head, your eyes are stuck! Response: Hit yourself alongside the head, turn to that person and thank them. Blue, you're missing a great game. Response: Yeah, but they assigned me to this one. Blue, when do the real umpires show up? Response: When you get real players on the field. Blue, can I get some help here? Response: They way this game is going, you're gonna need a lot. or Sure, but I'm a worse coach than I am an umpire. I do not suggest you respond in this manner to anyone. Like Tom noted, if you have a GOOD history with a coach or player, some levity can be appreciated even if it seems the joke is on you.
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