Sanity Check

[Dakota]

Originally Posted by HugoTafurst

BING Translator:
"I am not kidding, do as if only! However, is well off "

Worldling.com:
"I am not kid thing, do ash if only! However, are well off "

Oh well - I think I get the message.....

Babel Fish translation:
"I am not crazy, only do as if! Does me nevertheless descend good?"

I suspect we're trying to translate an idiom, so the direct translation does not convey the meaning, exactly.