He said what?

[Tru_in_Blu]

Originally Posted by NCASAUmp

Bad move on the umpire's part. What curveball is he gonna throw her now when they argue? He's already given up his best trick in the book!

Well, if'n you're talking tricks, the screwball or riser would work.

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An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, “Notice anything different, Bessie?”

Bessie looks him over, “Nope."

Sam says excitedly, “Come on, Bessie, take a good look.

Notice anything different about me?”

Bessie looks again, “Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything DIFFERENT?”
Bessie looks up and says, “Sam, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!”

To which Bessie replies, “Shoulda bought a hat, Sam… Shoulda bought a hat."