High School JV Fast Pitch Tournament, Championship game:
Situation 1: Early in first inning, ball hits bat, then off batter. Umpire makes dead ball signal, says "Dead Ball! Hit her right there," pointing to the center of the batters box. Easily avoids the foot-in-mouth comment.
Situation 2: Later in same game, R1 on 2B, R2 on 1B, one out. Long fly ball to F9 for a catch (out two). R1 advances to 3B, R2 advances to 1B. F9 throws the ball to F6 who tags R2 at 2B and says she didn't tag up. PU and BU have a quiet conversation and BU rings her up. Half inning over.
Next inning as the female 1B coach approaches the coaches box, the BU walks over and tells her "I hated to bang her like that..."