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Old Tue Dec 16, 2008, 07:44pm
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If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Good thing Davey was not around when Chuck was, or there would have been
no Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Old Wed Dec 24, 2008, 05:54pm
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Just don't lump my fat butt with the Texans. I lived there for most of my life but I refused to join the club. Didn't even own a pickup the whole time I lived there!

Careful when you speak ill of the Republic of Texas. Walker Texas Ranger doesn't take kindly to those who do not pay it enough respect and the last thing you want is to look over your shoulder and see Chuck Norris there.
Chuck forgets I am now in the home of Bruce Lee. Bring it on, paid advertisement boy. I do have to give Chuck big kudos for having "relations" with the lady D.A.

Meanwhile, the UPS man has still not delivered any Texas BBQ. Ya'll did remember to send it, right?
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Old Thu Dec 25, 2008, 09:04am
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If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck is short and cheap.
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Old Thu Dec 25, 2008, 03:25pm
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If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Who's Chuck Norris?
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Old Thu Dec 25, 2008, 10:57pm
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Who's Chuck Norris?
I'm surprised you lived long enough to type the question mark...Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill. There is no chin under the Chuck Norris beard, just another fist. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands: They are now known as "The Islands."
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Old Thu Jan 08, 2009, 11:46pm
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Plenty of Austin whiney going on right now.

BOOMER SOONER
Well, definiately not a NBR 1. Sure did not represent the Big 12 very well.
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Old Thu Jan 08, 2009, 11:55pm
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Texas Tech 39 Texas 33
Oklahoma 65 Texas Tech 21
Texas 28 Okla State 24 (at Texas)
Oklahoma 61 Okla State 41 (at OSU)
I could go on and on but nuff said except:

OU SOONERS BIG 12 Champions.
OU SOONERS vs. FLORIDA in BCS Championship

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What was the score in the so called National Championship Game. Sooner should have Locked up with OU, [Ohio State]. The sure let the BIG 12 down.
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Old Fri Jan 09, 2009, 12:31pm
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What was the score in the so called National Championship Game. Sooner should have Locked up with OU, [Ohio State]. The sure let the BIG 12 down.
Let's not be bitter... your longhorns are showing...

Utah for #1
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Old Fri Jan 09, 2009, 03:21pm
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Let's not be bitter... your longhorns are showing...

Utah for #1
I agree with that, then Texas/Fla, USC, then OK.
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Old Fri Jan 09, 2009, 04:29pm
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I agree with that, then Texas/Fla, USC, then OK.
The NCAA Div I Football Championship was won by the University of Richmond Spiders and there is no debate.
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Old Fri Jan 09, 2009, 06:20pm
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I'm surprised you lived long enough to type the question mark...Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill. There is no chin under the Chuck Norris beard, just another fist. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands: They are now known as "The Islands."
I'm wondering which speed Norris is using when he's hawking the Total Gym equipment with Christie Brinkley. Rumor has it since Norris joined that team; the commercials have been renamed "com merci fuls".
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Old Sat Jan 10, 2009, 11:35am
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I remember Chuck Norris. He's the judge that allowed Average Joe's to play for the championship after Lance One-nut talked Chicken Peter into returning for the game a little late to be seen on ESPN, the Ocho!
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Old Sat Jan 10, 2009, 12:14pm
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I remember Chuck Norris. He's the judge that allowed Average Joe's to play for the championship after Lance One-nut talked Chicken Peter into returning for the game a little late to be seen on ESPN, the Ocho!
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Old Sat Jan 10, 2009, 04:51pm
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Yep, the Cleaver beaver can!
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Old Sat Jan 10, 2009, 10:10pm
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I see U lurking Dakota.
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