NAFA Does Not Last Long In This Area

Welpe

Duly noted, bkbjones != Texan. 😉

I personally don't think the oil/energy companies in the Gulf Coast are such a bad thing but then I did grow up with four refineries in my backyard.

whiskers, I'll be sure to touch bases with everyone when I touchdown.

shipwreck

Welpe, are you playing football now, since you are talking about touchdowns instead of touch downs? Dave

Texasbock

bkbjones wrote
Just don't lump my fat butt with the Texans. I lived there for most of my life but I refused to join the club. Didn't even own a pickup the whole time I lived there!

bkbjones, I hope you are trying to be cute here. Cuz, truth is, we didn't want your carpetbagging, yankee arse here to begin with.....

"You may all go to Hell…I will go to Texas”-Davy Crockett 😀

IRISHMAFIA

Texasbock wrote
"You may all go to Hell…I will go to Texas”-Davy Crockett 😃

Didn't notice anyone trying to stop him, did you? 😉

whiskers_ump

IRISHMAFIA wrote
Didn't notice anyone trying to stop him, did you? 😉

Davey, No Way.😃

topper

whiskers_ump wrote
Davey, No Way.😃

Take Glen's word for it. He knew Crockett personally. 😀

whiskers_ump

topper wrote
Take Glen's word for it. He knew Crockett personally. 😃

You saying I am old. 😮

Welpe

shipwreck wrote
Welpe, are you playing football now, since you are talking about touchdowns instead of touch downs? Dave

Oops...sorry, this last season is still fresh in my memory. 😉

CelticNHBlue

bkbjones wrote
Just don't lump my fat butt with the Texans. I lived there for most of my life but I refused to join the club. Didn't even own a pickup the whole time I lived there!

Back in the olden days of the Southwest Conference, the Humble Network (Humble pretty much = Exxon) carried all of the football games. This was back so long ago that Rice had a good football team. Anyway, just before kickoff of one game featuring those nice Christian kids of SMU v. the nice Christian kids of Rice, the guy doing play by play says, "Let's go down to the field to listen to this big cheer from the Southern Methodist student body!"

So they did...

"What comes out of a Chinaman's @$$? Rice! Rice! Rice!"

Had to jump in after this one. My old man spent some time at Cornell. Their favorite cheer was against the Ivy school from RI:

"What's the color of horsesh!t? BROWN"

bkbjones

Texasbock wrote
bkbjones, I hope you are trying to be cute here. Cuz, truth is, we didn't want your carpetbagging, yankee arse here to begin with.....

"You may all go to Hell…I will go to Texas”-Davy Crockett 😃

Duly noted.

PtotheB

bkbjones wrote
Just don't lump my fat butt with the Texans. I lived there for most of my life but I refused to join the club. Didn't even own a pickup the whole time I lived there!

Careful when you speak ill of the Republic of Texas. Walker Texas Ranger doesn't take kindly to those who do not pay it enough respect and the last thing you want is to look over your shoulder and see Chuck Norris there.

SRW

PtotheB wrote
... the last thing you want is to look over your shoulder and see Chuck Norris there.

If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

whiskers_ump

SRW wrote
If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Good thing Davey was not around when Chuck was, or there would have been
no Walker, Texas Ranger.🙂

bkbjones

PtotheB wrote
bkbjones wrote
Just don't lump my fat butt with the Texans. I lived there for most of my life but I refused to join the club. Didn't even own a pickup the whole time I lived there!

Careful when you speak ill of the Republic of Texas. Walker Texas Ranger doesn't take kindly to those who do not pay it enough respect and the last thing you want is to look over your shoulder and see Chuck Norris there.

Chuck forgets I am now in the home of Bruce Lee. Bring it on, paid advertisement boy. I do have to give Chuck big kudos for having "relations" with the lady D.A.

Meanwhile, the UPS man has still not delivered any Texas BBQ. Ya'll did remember to send it, right?

Chess Ref

SRW wrote
If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck is short and cheap.

MichaelVA2000

SRW wrote
If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Who's Chuck Norris?😉

PtotheB

MichaelVA2000 wrote
Who's Chuck Norris?😉

I'm surprised you lived long enough to type the question mark...Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill. There is no chin under the Chuck Norris beard, just another fist. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands: They are now known as "The Islands."

whiskers_ump

Dholloway1962 wrote
Plenty of Austin whiney going on right now.

BOOMER SOONER

Well, definiately not a NBR 1. Sure did not represent the Big 12 very well.

whiskers_ump

Dholloway1962 wrote
Texas Tech 39 Texas 33
Oklahoma 65 Texas Tech 21
Texas 28 Okla State 24 (at Texas)
Oklahoma 61 Okla State 41 (at OSU)
I could go on and on but nuff said except:

OU SOONERS BIG 12 Champions.
OU SOONERS vs. FLORIDA in BCS Championship

BOOMER SOONER

😃

What was the score in the so called National Championship Game. Sooner should have Locked up with OU, [Ohio State]. The sure let the BIG 12 down.

Dakota

whiskers_ump wrote
What was the score in the so called National Championship Game. Sooner should have Locked up with OU, [Ohio State]. The sure let the BIG 12 down.

Let's not be bitter... your longhorns are showing... 😀

Utah for #1

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