Umpire Glove

[CecilOne]

Originally Posted by Dakota

Anyone who would even consider that product probably already has this one: http://www.umpirestuff.com/

Actually, I much prefer hanging my mask over my belt-holstered cell phone.

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

While I would not get caught dead with my mask hanging from my belt, as one who suffers from carpal tunnel syndrome, the glove for my left hand when I am behind the plate might not be a bad idea.

MTD, Sr.

[3afan]

funny - someone trying to make a $

[SRW]

Perhaps the glove can be an instrument used by the UIC for reaching up the umpire's a$$ who wears it to pull out his teeth.

And with the hook, I can see it now... "Hey, Blue? Are you going to buy my catcher a nose job and a new eyeball? It was your hook that caused that damage when she fell over because she tripped on your mask that you tossed aside. Yes Blue, your mask. The one lying there on the chalk line."

[wadeintothem]

Tired of carrying that indicator all day?

Don't you hate dropping it in the dirt and having to clean it off?

What good is being able to hang your mask on your belt if you still must carry that clicker around???

Is there anything more embarrassing than having a great lawn mower sell out that sends the girl to the dug out crying... only to realize you tossed your indicator half way to short stop?

I know I hate it when that happens... so I came up with a solution.. and...

Have I got the product for you!!???!!!111



Attaches neatly to your wrist.

Available in any color as long as it's black.

I do accept paypal, so place your orders now!!

~~~~Edited to Add Celebrity Endorsement!!!!~~~~

This is a picture of MLB Umpire Rob Drake using the Clicker Lanyard in a Major League Game!!!

http://www.theumpirelife.com/BaltOvKCR0214.jpg




Add is parody, if you take it seriously, well maybe you and MichaelVA2000 are soul mates.

[Dakota]

Nice photoshop work, wade. Don't laugh too soon... You might want to test the waters with this "product" - given what other people seem to be selling... leather ball bags, umpire glove, mask hook,...

[CelticNHBlue]

For those who don't feel the need to bend down and brush that plate but aren't satisfied with the quality of cleaning from your soles, try our new Ump Shoe Brush

Youv'e seen the kids with their sneakers with wheels in them... well we now have ump shoes with a brush in them. Just lift those toes to expose the bristles and sweep with your heel.

And for those big jobs or when the plate is wet and muddy, the left shoe has a plate scraper to dig out.

Place your order now, only 69.99 per pair.

Never bend down again and expose yourself to ridicule, get your Ump Shoe Brush, NOW...

(Also available in wider widths...)

[Skahtboi]

I just wonder where the facemask hook goes if you are one of the many umpires who wears two ball bags?

[wadeintothem]

Originally Posted by CelticNHBlue

For those who don't feel the need to bend down and brush that plate but aren't satisfied with the quality of cleaning from your soles, try our new Ump Shoe Brush

Youv'e seen the kids with their sneakers with wheels in them... well we now have ump shoes with a brush in them. Just lift those toes to expose the bristles and sweep with your heel.

And for those big jobs or when the plate is wet and muddy, the left shoe has a plate scraper to dig out.

Place your order now, only 69.99 per pair.

Never bend down again and expose yourself to ridicule, get your Ump Shoe Brush, NOW...

(Also available in wider widths...)

Well for slow pitch, thats a lot of work.... there should be a regular ole kitchen sweeping broom leaning against the backstop that you can use.. pretty much a must have at all decent beer league venues.

[fitump56]

Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.

While I would not get caught dead with my mask hanging from my belt, as one who suffers from carpal tunnel syndrome, the glove for my left hand when I am behind the plate might not be a bad idea.

MTD, Sr.

A reasonable response. The other would be cold weather, having the fingers exposed showing of the ball-strike count black on navy shirts or black in general is hard to see. Gopd forbid that you wear a white one in this tuff room.