Best piece of umpiring advice ever given

[NM FP Ump]

On bases, hustle to get the right angle, see the play develop, and take your time making the call.

On the dish, YOU set the tempo of the game, so don't rush your calls.

And, of course, know the rules!!!!

[JPRempe]

It's nothing until you make the call.

Therefore implying that you need to replay everything you see in your mind before making said call...

[IRISHMAFIA]

When I moved over to softball, the first words out of the instructors mouth were, "No matter what happens or what you hear, don't ever lend money to B.... ........." (name omitted to protect......ME, from a lawsuit).

However, best advice in the world!