Political Correctness (or Being Stupid Enough To Buy This Crap!)

[BretMan]

Boy, am I glad I'm a fan of the Ohio State Buckeyes.

What special interest group could ever object to a "slightly poisonous, glossy and chesnut-brown seed-nut, contained in a spiny, two-inch hull".

Wait! The vegans! Our nickname is a clear case of botanical exploitation!

[Dakota]

Originally Posted by BretMan

Boy, am I glad I'm a fan of the Ohio State Buckeyes.

What special interest group could ever object to a "slightly poisonous, glossy and chesnut-brown seed-nut, contained in a spiny, two-inch hull".

Wait! The vegans! Our nickname is a clear case of botanical exploitation!

Are you sure about that? I always imagined a forest full of blind male deer... that would have PETA on your case, too!

[Skahtboi]

Originally Posted by Dakota

Are you sure about that? I always imagined a forest full of blind male deer... that would have PETA on your case, too!

And what about the inadequacy of the "two inch hull?" I am sure that would bring the wrath of the US Navy Department and ASA(American Shipbuilding Association....what did you think I meant?).