whoops (funny)

[ChrisSportsFan]

Co-ed Rec upper division. Female batter hits a ground ball between 3rd and short. Tries to get a good jump out of the batters box and rips a fart big time. I mean it sounded like someone sat on a whoopi cushion. Both benches were pretty quiet so pretty much everyone heard it. She was soooooo embarrassed I thought she would cry.

[JEL]

Afterburners should be used for takeoff.

[SC Ump]

Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

With a tag line like that, I'm bettin' it might not have been her.

[whiskers_ump]

Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
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With a tag line like that, I'm bettin' it might not have been her.

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I was working with a guy one night, that blasted one, called time
stepped back, and said "Damn, who needs to go". Batter looked at
catcher, catcher looked at batter, both shaking their heads. PU
waved the area with his hands, and Said, "alright, lets play." He
told me after the inning that he had done it, not one of them.

[rhsc]

Its all fun and games til some kid craps there pants cuz stayin in the game is more important. Had it happen when I was coachin. Doesnt say much for my ability to coach, but they sure wanted to play for some reason.

[ChrisSportsFan]

Originally posted by SC Ump

With a tag line like that, I'm bettin' it might not have been her.

OK, you caught me.....not! But then I still don't understand why SHE was so embarrassed then. ??
I gotta say though, you did make me laugh pretty good.