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ChrisSportsFan Fri Apr 08, 2005 08:58am

Co-ed Rec upper division. Female batter hits a ground ball between 3rd and short. Tries to get a good jump out of the batters box and rips a fart big time. I mean it sounded like someone sat on a whoopi cushion. Both benches were pretty quiet so pretty much everyone heard it. She was soooooo embarrassed I thought she would cry.

JEL Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:07am



Afterburners should be used for takeoff.

SC Ump Fri Apr 08, 2005 07:10pm

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
With a tag line like that, I'm bettin' it might not have been her.

whiskers_ump Fri Apr 08, 2005 09:58pm

Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
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With a tag line like that, I'm bettin' it might not have been her.

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I was working with a guy one night, that blasted one, called time
stepped back, and said "Damn, who needs to go". Batter looked at
catcher, catcher looked at batter, both shaking their heads. PU
waved the area with his hands, and Said, "alright, lets play." He
told me after the inning that he had done it, not one of them.

rhsc Sat Apr 09, 2005 03:53am

Its all fun and games til some kid craps there pants cuz stayin in the game is more important. Had it happen when I was coachin. Doesnt say much for my ability to coach, but they sure wanted to play for some reason.
http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/fart.gif

ChrisSportsFan Tue Apr 12, 2005 01:54pm

Quote:

Originally posted by SC Ump
Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
With a tag line like that, I'm bettin' it might not have been her.

OK, you caught me.....not! But then I still don't understand why SHE was so embarrassed then. ??
I gotta say though, you did make me laugh pretty good.


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