Crow hop is never called!

[Dakota]

Since all the information you need to answer your silly question is alreay in this post, your question is obviously not serious, but only intended to get a response.

Here it is:

But I love money.
All money.
I've always wanted money.
To handle! To touch!
The smell of the rain-washed florin!
The lure of the lira!
The glitter and the glory of the guinea!
The romance of the ruble!
The feel of the franc!
The heel of the deutschmark!
The cold antiseptic sting of the Swiss franc!
And the sunburnt splendor of the Australian dollar!

(extra credit to anyone who knows the source of the above without doing a google search!)

[Gulf Coast Blue]

I won't spoil it..............but it reminded me of another.............this might give a clue to some.......


M: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.
R: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
M: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
M: Well, what is the cost?
R: Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.
R: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.
Pause
R: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.
Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.
M: Thank you.

(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!

(Walk down the corridor)
M: (Knock)
A: Come in.
M: Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?
A: I told you once.
M: No you haven't.
A: Yes I have.
M: When?
A: Just now.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't
A: I did!
M: You didn't!
A: I'm telling you I did!
M: You did not!!
A: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
M: Oh, just the five minutes.
A: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not.
A: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.
M: No you did not.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't.
A: Did.
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!
A: No it isn't.
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!


Sound Familiar................

[Skahtboi]

And now for something completely different.....





















....a larch.

[Dakota]

Originally posted by Gulf Coast Blue
...but it reminded me of another...

I knew there was a reason I liked you, Joel!

Click here.

[bkbjones]

Originally posted by Dakota

I knew there was a reason I liked you, Joel!

Click here.

Dang it, you made me snort...and that was just from seeing what came up on the link.

[bellnier]

You can keep your Marxist ways, for it's only just a phase...
Money, money, money makes the world go round!!!

Don't some of the IPs that you won't call remind you of the "Ministry of Silly Walks"?

[Gulf Coast Blue]

Originally posted by Dakota

I knew there was a reason I liked you, Joel!

Click here.

Thanks for that Tom.............I had not seen that in quite some time..............still funny after all these years...........

[nubie]

Great & honest post Ump John, you can ump for or with me any time...I too will call the hop/leap! Thanks!

STOP THE HOP!!!

Originally posted by umpire34974
If you do not call the "Hop" please do not work a game with me. I WILL call it on the first pitch or the last.

IMHO if we continue to turn a blind eye to this, or any rule violation; WE are cheating. Either enforce ALL the rules each day or burn your shirts.

( I have singed a few ... Learned my lessons the hard way. )

Regards,

John

[DNTXUM P]

STOP THE HOP!!!


We can't stop the hop. I grew up going to the hop at school. Kids are just now learning how much fun the hop is and the music to go with it. Take off your shoes, and "lets go to the hop"

[IRISHMAFIA]

Less than a week to go!!!

[nubie]

I see you "guys" can be rational at times! Good! Please check out the post started by Coach D called "Legal Pitch", I guess you can have an intelligent discussion after all! Nice to know, thanks!

Originally posted by Roger Bridges
also,we are now discussing leaping,not to be confused with crow-hopping.crow-hopping being replanting the pivot foot in order to push off again,at a closer distance than the rubber.i call the crow-hop every time i see it,but around here the coaches seem to teach them not to crow-hop,however leaping(slightly)seeems more common,especially in 12u and 14u

[Dakota]

Originally posted by nubie
I see you "guys" can be rational at times! Good! Please check out the post started by Coach D called "Legal Pitch", I guess you can have an intelligent discussion after all! Nice to know, thanks!

Ah, hello. Well first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved British Navy. They are a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, ...

[Skahtboi]

And now for something completely different.


























A man with three buttocks.

[IRISHMAFIA]

Four days and a wake-up!!!!

[bkbjones]

Thank God it wasn't a leap year, or we'd have to wait an extra day!