Crow hop is never called!

[Dakota]

Since all the information you need to answer your silly question is alreay in this post, your question is obviously not serious, but only intended to get a response.

Here it is:

But I love money.
All money.
I've always wanted money.
To handle! To touch!
The smell of the rain-washed florin!
The lure of the lira!
The glitter and the glory of the guinea!
The romance of the ruble!
The feel of the franc!
The heel of the deutschmark!
The cold antiseptic sting of the Swiss franc!
And the sunburnt splendor of the Australian dollar!

(extra credit to anyone who knows the source of the above without doing a google search!)