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Forum: Baseball Mon Apr 23, 2012, 12:14pm
Replies: 28
Views: 2,939
Posted By BestUmp
Thumbs up And I have the ballz, Let's get together And...

And I have the ballz,
Let's get together
And start this brawl!! :D
Forum: Baseball Mon Apr 23, 2012, 12:11pm
Replies: 30
Views: 3,558
Posted By BestUmp
Thumbs down Ho Ho HO! I would well enjoy that nonverbal,...

Ho Ho HO! I would well enjoy that nonverbal, post-IFF discussion.

Arbitrate, man, arbitrate, do not be shy of voice or action! :eek:
Forum: Baseball Mon Apr 23, 2012, 12:07pm
Replies: 38
Views: 4,114
Posted By BestUmp
Exclamation I have a substantial problem with WWJD plastic...

I have a substantial problem with WWJD plastic bracelets, especially the pink ones.


But I digress...:p
Forum: Baseball Mon Apr 23, 2012, 12:04pm
Replies: 15
Views: 6,959
Posted By BestUmp
"That {sir or madam as appropriate} is a ball and...

"That {sir or madam as appropriate} is a ball and it is the fourth one during this time or bat" may be conclusive but I strongly suggest this wordy phrasing to be inappropriate. ;)
Forum: Baseball Mon Apr 23, 2012, 11:59am
Replies: 28
Views: 2,939
Posted By BestUmp
Call what you see. Enjoy yourself out there! :D

Call what you see. Enjoy yourself out there! :D
Forum: Baseball Mon Apr 23, 2012, 11:46am
Replies: 30
Views: 3,558
Posted By BestUmp
Arrow To be fair, Steven, due to the amazing and...

To be fair, Steven, due to the amazing and incredible beisbol we have encountered in SoCal, ordinary effort for a SoCal player is extraordinary effort for any other. ;)
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 11:44pm
Replies: 38
Views: 4,114
Posted By BestUmp
Would you not expect that there would have been...

Would you not expect that there would have been more lawsuits regarding the use of metal spike injuries than the wearing of jewelery (before there was a jewelry rule, of course.)?

I would.
...
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 11:38pm
Replies: 24
Views: 2,765
Posted By BestUmp
Lightbulb OP Friend, you were screwed, ready to be blued...

OP Friend, you were screwed, ready to be blued and ultimately assuredly tattooed. Sometimes you are faced with a no win situation. :(

Pre-game, no pre-game, it probably would have made no...
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 11:33pm
Replies: 24
Views: 2,765
Posted By BestUmp
I'm scared to be on the same forum as you are....

I'm scared to be on the same forum as you are. :eek:

Really. :o
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 11:22pm
Replies: 19
Views: 2,797
Posted By BestUmp
Thumbs down The Batter acted like a crass child who should be...

The Batter acted like a crass child who should be lectured with the utmost sharpness by his Manager. How dare he throw a tantrum when he clearly played the arseclown on the final pitch. :mad:

DG,...
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 11:19pm
Replies: 15
Views: 6,959
Posted By BestUmp
Lightbulb I would have thought that regardless of what the...

I would have thought that regardless of what the Batter did to the Catcher, F2 should be able to make the play @ 3rd on the B-R. :eek:

He could drag himself on the ground if need be.

Do they...
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 12:21pm
Replies: 6
Views: 1,491
Posted By BestUmp
No strike here, JJ by definition of the term...

No strike here, JJ by definition of the term "check swing". Since the catcher has released the baseball, your batter is legal.

Hope everyone had a great time at your game! :)
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 12:14pm
Replies: 57
Views: 6,427
Posted By BestUmp
Because they are men, men of the future of...

Because they are men, men of the future of baseball!



"Good money" is what in your terms? $50 per arbiter per game? :confused:
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 12:09pm
Replies: 38
Views: 4,114
Posted By BestUmp
Arrow The rule makers disagree with you most obviously....

The rule makers disagree with you most obviously. Think it has anything to do with who manufactures gold crosses and who manufactures spikes? :eek:
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 12:07pm
Replies: 38
Views: 4,114
Posted By BestUmp
Thumbs up Mike, well spoken! We are arbiters not rule...

Mike, well spoken!

We are arbiters not rule makers unless, of course, we are on the Rules Making Committee. :D
Forum: Baseball Sun Apr 22, 2012, 12:05am
Replies: 12
Views: 1,720
Posted By BestUmp
treydawgmt...

treydawgmt (http://forum.officiating.com/members/treydawgmt.html), you are proposing the very essence of Human Brotherhood which is often found in our game of baseball. Fair play! :)

However, as...
Forum: Baseball Sat Apr 21, 2012, 11:52pm
Replies: 19
Views: 2,797
Posted By BestUmp
Thumbs up Excellent call by the PU! The fun, the...

Excellent call by the PU! The fun, the excitement, the Man Of The Hour!

Now, that's entertainment! :D
Forum: Baseball Sat Apr 21, 2012, 11:45pm
Replies: 38
Views: 4,114
Posted By BestUmp
Might I suggest that you ask each and every...

Might I suggest that you ask each and every player, out loud, in your authoratative voice, if they are gonad protected. If, by chance, they were to receive a testicular blow that caused them to have...
Forum: Baseball Sat Apr 21, 2012, 11:37pm
Replies: 38
Views: 4,114
Posted By BestUmp
You guess? You are legendary. I'm surprised...

You guess? You are legendary. I'm surprised players attempt to skirt the rules when you are on the job. :eek:
Forum: Baseball Sat Apr 21, 2012, 11:31pm
Replies: 9
Views: 1,598
Posted By BestUmp
That was a thinly veiled reference to...

That was a thinly veiled reference to SanDiegoSteve and my remarks that SoCal baseball is played nearly at the level of divine. Get over it or move. :mad:
Forum: Baseball Sat Apr 21, 2012, 11:26pm
Replies: 57
Views: 6,427
Posted By BestUmp
Sounds more like indentured servitude to me. HS...

Sounds more like indentured servitude to me. HS spend millions of sports facilities and they can't afford a second umpire to get a game called accurately? :mad:
Forum: Baseball Thu Apr 19, 2012, 10:06pm
Replies: 12
Views: 6,140
Posted By BestUmp
Which ruleset, Sir? :confused:

Which ruleset, Sir? :confused:
Forum: Baseball Thu Apr 19, 2012, 06:42pm
Replies: 35
Views: 3,356
Posted By BestUmp
Has Muggle Quidditch grown so astronomically in...

Has Muggle Quidditch grown so astronomically in SoCal? I did not know that!

http://75acresofawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/quidditch_159.JPG
Forum: Baseball Thu Apr 19, 2012, 05:58pm
Replies: 35
Views: 3,356
Posted By BestUmp
Having worked games in SoCal, I can attest to...

Having worked games in SoCal, I can attest to what SDS speaks. The baseball there is beyond anything found anywhere in the world. If it were not for the money, MLB players would move up the skill...
Forum: Baseball Thu Apr 19, 2012, 03:55pm
Replies: 57
Views: 6,427
Posted By BestUmp
Naturally. In your twilight years, as you...

Naturally.

In your twilight years, as you devolve from man to man-with-cane, you need the love, care and assistance of many others to see through your craft. :o
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