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Old Tue Nov 12, 2013, 10:40pm
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An old man is sitting next to his wife in church. He can feel some gas building up in his bowels, and does his best to hold it in. After a few minutes, he can't hold it any longer, so he gently leans to lift up one of his butt cheeks to gently let it out. After doing so, he leans over to his wife and says, "Honey, I just let loose a couple of silent fluffies....what should I do??"

His wife replies, "Change the battery in your hearing aid!!"
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