Are Jokes Allowed?

[Andy]

A cowboy walks into a bar in Montana and orders three beers. The bartender sets him up, and the cowboy takes a sip from one beer, then a sip from one of the other beers, then finally a sip from the last one.

The bartender tells him, "You know, if you would just order one at a time, the beers would stay fresher" The cowboy explains that he has one brother in Oklahoma and another brother in Texas and they made a pact with each other that as long as they were separated, this would be how they drank so that it would be like the three of them drinking together.

This went on for quite a while and became somewhat of a local legend in the small town in Montana. At one point, the cowboy didn't show up at the bar for some time. When he did return, he only ordered two beers. The bartender noticed this and immediately approached the cowboy and told him how sorry he was for his loss.

The cowboy looked confused for a moment and then realized what the bartender was getting at....he said to the bartender....

On no, nothing like that. My wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.....didn't affect my brothers, though!