JOKES!!!

[Andy]

A guy was walking along the beach when he tripped over an old oil lamp. He started to rub it an shine it up when the genie appeared.

"I am the genie of the lamp" stated the genie. "I will grant you one wish."

The man thought for a moment and said.."I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying and I can't stand boats. I wish for a highway so that I can drive to Hawaii."

The genie looked at the guy and said.."Are you crazy?!? There is no way I can do a highway to Hawaii! Can you imagine the engineering that will have to go into something like that? Can you imangine how long the support pillars will have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean? Forget it...wish for something else."

The guy thought for a few more moments and said.."OK, I've never had much luck with women. My wish is that I would completely and totally understand females."

The genie looked back at him and said..."Would you like that highway to be two lanes or four?"