JOKES!!!

[Mark Padgett]

These three guys are ready to play a round of golf but they want a fourth player. There's a guy in the clubhouse they've never seen before but they ask him if he'll play with them. He says he will. He goes out, plays the entire round left-handed and shoots pretty well. They ask him to come back the next week.

He says he will, but he might be about 10 minutes late. He shows up the following week on time, however, and he plays the entire round right-handed. They ask him to come back the next week again, and he says he will, but he might be about 10 minutes late.

The following week he shows up right on time again and goes back to shooting the entire round left-handed. Once again, they ask him to come back the next week. Once again, he says he will but he might be about 10 minutes late.

One of the guys says, "Wait a minute. The first week you shoot the round left-handed, then you tell us you might be about 10 minutes late and you're right on time and you shoot right-handed. Then we ask you back again and you say you might be about 10 minutes late but again, you're right on time and you go back to playing left-handed. Now you say that next week you might be about 10 minutes late again. What's going on?"

"Oh", says the guy. "Let me explain. When I get up in the morning, I look over at my wife in bed. If she's laying on her left side, I play the round left-handed, and if she's laying on her right side, I play the round right-handed."

"I guess that explains it", says one of the guys, "but what if she's laying on her back?"

The golfer replies, "Then - I might be about 10 minutes late."