Best of 2004

[JasonTX]

I had a game with a school who is playing football for the first time since 1996. It's a 6 man varsity football game here in Texas. The coach had told me during the pregame that none of his players had any kind of experience. During a play his team was on defense. The kid breaks through the blocks and is coming up from behind the QB and is aiming square at his back to make the sack. He stops and lets up just before he gets there. The QB throws a TD pass. Coach is going ballistic at the kid and asked him why he didn't sack the QB. Kid responds "Coach, you told us we couldn't hit in the back." Coach didn't know what to say after that.