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[Rich1]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

How many Riches are there that officiate basketball in Texas. It would take the National Security Agency to single you out of all the Texas Riches (if that's your real name, and real state). Your landline isn't tied into your computer, is it? .

Rich is my real first name but 1 is not my real last name. But, so many people are always pointing at me and saying, "so you're the one" that I'm thinking of having my name legally changed. I wonder who the two is?

Not worried about the NSA. This is Texas! Don't you know we are our own country and don't have to follow y'all's rules if we don't like 'em. Rick Perry said so and I believe him.

And in Texas, we still use smoke signals and the pony express -- eliminates that whole bandwith mess.