Against the rules or not?

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by justacoach

I have relied on this call to be my ace-in-the-hole when engaged in a 'Referee's Liar's Poker' competition. You know, where the most outrageous call of the game wins an adult beverage. Very useful in keeping your interest up in a blow-out...

Last weekend I had a partner, a forty-five year veteran official, call a swinging-the-elbows violation. After the game, I asked him, "What did you do, pull that one out of your *ss?"

[justacoach]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Last weekend I had a partner, a forty-five year veteran official, call a swinging-the-elbows violation. After the game, I asked him, "What did you do, pull that one out of your *ss?"

I'll see your swinging-the-elbows violation and raise you simultaneous BI and GT!!! Game on.....

[Loudwhistle2]

Originally Posted by justacoach

I'll see your swinging-the-elbows violation and raise you simultaneous BI and GT!!! Game on.....

I'll raise you "three seconds and two untucked jerseys!"

[justacoach]

Originally Posted by Loudwhistle2

I'll raise you "three seconds and two untucked jerseys!"

Weak

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Loudwhistle2

I'll raise you "three seconds and two untucked jerseys!"

Typical JV game....

[Adam]

Originally Posted by justacoach

I'll see your swinging-the-elbows violation and raise you simultaneous BI and GT!!! Game on.....

Punching the ball, flopping T, face guarding, and 10 second violation.....on a FT shooter.

[bainsey]

Read 'em and weep...four Ts... elbow locking, player lifting, a team with numbers 0 and 00, and taunting after the fourth quarter horn.

[justacoach]

#32 Blue, smoking a stogie and chewing a plug of Red Man while pulling out his jersey to wipe juice from his chin. Standing at FT line waiting to shoot FT where 14 Blue was the foulee!!! Gives finger to opposing bench...

[Adam]

Originally Posted by justacoach

#32 Blue, smoking a stogie and chewing a plug of Red Man while pulling out his jersey to wipe juice from his chin. Standing at FT line waiting to shoot FT where 14 Blue was the foulee!!! Gives finger to opposing bench...

You must work in the mountains.

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

You must work in the mountains.

I was going to suggest a couple of different states but in all of them, simplying saying the mountains was sufficient.

[LSams]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

. . . and 10 second violation.....on a FT shooter.

I had this -- I swear I counted to 17 and he still wasn't going to shoot, before I called it!