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Old Fri Mar 07, 2003, 09:08pm
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Old Fri Mar 07, 2003, 09:08pm
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Before I started reffing, I drank about one beer and about two glasses of wine per year. Now I'm up to about three beers and one glass of wine per year. the "extra" beer is during the season, or at bball camp. My teetotalling grandmother would be horrified at the indulgence, but my doctor says a certain avount of alcohol is good for the heart. When I'm not drinking beer, it's diet pop after a game. And I'm always the designated driver.
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Old Fri Mar 07, 2003, 09:24pm
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A close second is Mel's Place in Melstone, MT for the homemade pizza and the complementary dance with the best-looking ewe in the flock. (We get a little lonely out here on the flats, ya know)
Hmmmm! Is everyone a l'il bit funny out on the Plains?

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Old Fri Mar 07, 2003, 09:38pm
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Jurassic Pork,Sheckey?

Jurassic PORK?

Never top that one in a million years.
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Old Fri Mar 07, 2003, 10:26pm
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A close second is Mel's Place in Melstone, MT for the homemade pizza and the complementary dance with the best-looking ewe in the flock. (We get a little lonely out here on the flats, ya know)
Hmmmm! Is everyone a l'il bit funny out on the Plains?

Holy sheepdip Jurassic, I always wondered where my ex-wife ran off too...thanks for the info.
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Old Fri Mar 07, 2003, 10:56pm
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Prefer a large glass of ice cold milk. Of course, I'll have a bottle of water on the way home too.

BTW, I'm not a yuppie, but I like yuppies. If you cook them in the right sauce
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Old Sat Mar 08, 2003, 01:22am
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You havent't lived until you stop at the Jersey Lilly in Ingomar, MT (population -3) for the homemade bean soup washed down with a budlight. A close second is Mel's Place in Melstone, MT for the homemade pizza and the complementary dance with the best-looking ewe in the flock. (We get a little lonely out here on the flats, ya know)

[Edited by theshortbaldref on Mar 7th, 2003 at 07:50 PM]
OK shortbaldref, your schedule just increased by one. You get to go to the first Melstone game with me. I can't get anyone to stop at the good ole' Jersey Lilly anymore.

Anyone just tuning in, that's not a vote for the ewe, it's a vote for the Bud Light and Old Bill's Bean Soup! (My wife loves me for days after that stop!!)

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Old Sat Mar 08, 2003, 10:47am
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A close second is Mel's Place in Melstone, MT for the homemade pizza and the complementary dance with the best-looking ewe in the flock. (We get a little lonely out here on the flats, ya know)
Hmmmm! Is everyone a l'il bit funny out on the Plains?

Holy sheepdip Jurassic, I always wondered where my ex-wife ran off too...thanks for the info.
So...uhmmm.....which one is the ex-wife?



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Old Sat Mar 08, 2003, 11:07am
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What did Chuck have? Designer water and a plate of tofu and bean sprouts?

Boy needs to get a little brownpop and grease in his system,or he ain't ever gonna make D1.

Well, I'm not one to tell tales but let's just say the bar ran out of Coke by the end of camp...and I think I might have seen Chuck dip a carrot stick into some blue-cheese dressing...once...he thought it was yogurt. We all had fun though, 'cause anyone sitting within 50 feet of a certain referee who'll remain nameless got drunk just on the fumes! Take-a-my-heart! Take-a-my-heart!

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Btw,Guinness? When did that become a beer? You need a spoon with the damn stuff!
Guiness is one of the 2 great things to come out of Ireland, the other being Kosher dill garlic pickles.

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Obscure?!?! Wait till we break out the "Fletch" and "Stripes" quotes! Dan even saw "Jackass" last summer. I'm sure he'll weigh in with some hysterical moments from that one!
Of all the movies I have seen Jackass is certainly one of them. And that's a fact, Jack!

But the last Austin Powers film (Goldmember?) is very funny. I think the last time I laughed as hard in a movie theater was the first time I saw Blazing Saddles.

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Old Sat Mar 08, 2003, 02:09pm
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dan_ref

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Old Sun Mar 09, 2003, 01:32am
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I think the last time I laughed as hard in a movie theater was the first time I saw Blazing Saddles.
The last time I really laughed hard in a movie theater was when I saw Bambi. I especially liked the part where Bambi's mother got killed. That was really funny.
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Old Sun Mar 09, 2003, 09:56am
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Old Sun Mar 09, 2003, 08:54pm
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Wasser
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Bier ich gut!
Ich fergessen(sp?)
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Old Sun Mar 09, 2003, 09:00pm
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I forget the name of the place now but they actually had Dinkel Aker on tap
I don't think I wanna drink anything whose name contains the word "Dinkel."
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Old Sun Mar 09, 2003, 09:08pm
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You havent't lived until you stop at the Jersey Lilly in Ingomar, MT (population -3) for the homemade bean soup washed down with a budlight.
Every time I hear bean soup I remember that it was what they fed Matt Dillon for his first meal one of the many times he was unjustly imprisoned, working in Judge Brooker's mine. Just didn't look too appetizing there.
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