Need a short to the point Pre-Game for two knuckle head teams - Page 2

canuckrefguy · #16 (**permalink**) Wed Feb 05, 2003, 01:48am

Actual pregame from earlier this year:

"Hey, guys, have fun. Don't hack each other to death. And don't chew our ears off."

Players laughed and went back to warm ups.

The two teams then proceeded to butcher each other for 40 minutes, taking a moment every 30 secs or so to b**** about calls.

*SIGH*, back to the drawing board.

[Edited by canuckrefguy on Feb 5th, 2003 at 12:53 AM]

Rich · #17 (**permalink**) Wed Feb 05, 2003, 07:56am

How about Haiku?

Players play. We ref.
Sportsmanship is expected.
Have fun and good luck.

I'll do better once I've had coffee.

pizanno · #18 (**permalink**) Thu Feb 06, 2003, 04:23pm

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Originally posted by Rich Fronheiser
How about Haiku?

Players play. We ref.
Sportsmanship is expected.
Have fun and good luck.

I'll do better once I've had coffee.

beautiful...can I use?!

Dan_ref · #19 (**permalink**) Thu Feb 06, 2003, 04:34pm

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Originally posted by ChuckElias

Quote:

Originally posted by Woodee
While shooting the first of two FTs, A1 misses the first shot and B-5 grabs the ball and what I thought looked liked he was drying the ball on his shirt he goes down and rubs the ball on his private part.

Nothing wrong with this. He's just making sure that all the officials have proper positioning. Right, Dan???

Chuck

Rub your balls!

As for the rest: Mick said it best, pregame is the warning, there will be no more. And the player who let's the ball roll away? We can all stand there until hell freezes over but I will not move a muscle to get it, nor will I ask someone to get it. And my partner better not either. Someone will get it, eventually.