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Old Sun Apr 24, 2011, 09:10pm
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I'm looking for some sayings or quotes I can put on the back of a t-shirt of our association, does anyone out there have any good one liners or quotes about basketball referees?

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Old Sun Apr 24, 2011, 09:12pm
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Not about refs, but a team in the local men's league has this on their shirts:

"My drinking team has a basketball problem."
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Old Sun Apr 24, 2011, 10:42pm
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Old Sun Apr 24, 2011, 10:54pm
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From the men's softball side...

"shave your balls, not your bats!"

(this was actually on the back of a team's shirt we played last summer)
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Old Sun Apr 24, 2011, 11:50pm
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You already claim I'm cheating against you, so why would you want to say something like that to piss me off and make it even worse?
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If you can read this, the....


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