Referee Quotes
 

I'm looking for some sayings or quotes I can put on the back of a t-shirt of our association, does anyone out there have any good one liners or quotes about basketball referees?

Thanks

Not about refs, but a team in the local men's league has this on their shirts:

"My drinking team has a basketball problem."

"If you can read this - you're probably not a referee." :rolleyes:

From the men's softball side...

"shave your balls, not your bats!"

(this was actually on the back of a team's shirt we played last summer)

"Befuddling coaches, players, and fans since 1965 (or whenever your association was founded)."

You already claim I'm cheating against you, so why would you want to say something like that to piss me off and make it even worse?

"Without officials it's just recess"

"We don't care who wins!"


I found this one attributed to Bob Knight and me likey!

"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy."

3 Seconds!

"We call it both ways - straight and gay." :D

"Over The Back" with a Frankenstein figure.

"(Name of Association). Because someone on the floor has to look professional."

Mens League Shirts read, "You can drink a woman pretty but you can never drink one rich..."

+1

"It's nothing until I call it!"