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OK - here's one. Did you hear about the blonde who got fired from her job working quality control at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W's.
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That is practically in Canada.
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He meant Peter Jennings.
hey, they're both "news guys!"
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Wow...the sad thing is that many of my students would agree with you. At least at the beginning of the year - by the end of the year they know better.
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I hope you know I was joking. I do know that there are at least a couple of states between South Carolina and Canada, including West Carolina.
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The closest state to the border is South Ontario.
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But South Ontario is actually what used to be called Western New York.
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I was going to say North Dakota, but had to pick a state that actually bordered Ontario.
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One of my favorite geography questions was: Other than the US, what country is due north of Detroit, MI? Of course, Canada. Now, what country is due south of Detroit?
No, not Minnesota, but Canada.
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