Quip's List

[thumpferee]

Here is a couple for ya.

"You need glasses Ref".....I know Coach, that's why I wear contacts!

"That's three seconds Ref"......I had it at 2 and 9/10ths coach!

After team A scores, on the way to the other end, Team B's Coach says: "Can I get a 3 seconds?", FTFTFTFT
Time Out Blue!
Blue Coach: "I didn't ask for a time out".
Ref: Oh, thought you said "Can I get a 30 second".

Team A is on offence, Team B's coach: "3 seconds, 3 seconds". Team B has the ball next time down the floor...Ref: FTFTFTFT While looking at Team B's Coach..."3 seconds"

Coach: "That's over-the-back Ref"
Ref: "Over-the-Back isn't a foul Coach, On-the-back is. If he makes contact, I'll get him for it".
......................................Tom Platt Sr.

Coach: "That's a foul, he's reachin'":
Ref: "Reachin' isn't a foul Coach, contact is".
......................................Tom Platt Sr.

Coach: "That's not an illegal pick, why cah't he do that?"
Ref: "I didn't say he couldn't do it, he can do it four more times".
......................................Tom Platt Sr.

[Edited by thumpferee on May 1st, 2003 at 05:11 PM]