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Old Mon Apr 28, 2003, 07:14pm
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Three that I used this year.

#1 :

Coach - "We've got 3 fouls and they don't have any!

Me - "I know Coach, they haven't fouled anyone."


#2 :

Fan - "Hey Ref, you're pitiful!"

Me, straight-faced, calm, - "Is that the best you've got? I mean, is that really the best you can do?"

He didn't say a word the rest of the game.

#3 :

Coach - "Do you need my glasses?"

Me - "Why? They're not doing you any good."


They all worked very well.
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