Where Eagles Dare!!

[Rich]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

My guess. For the past thirty years or so?

Is that the magazine that teaches you how to leave on your left turn signal blinker even if you're not planning to turn for twelve more blocks? I understand that the most recent issue teaches you how to say, "Hey you kids, get off my lawn", in twenty different languages. Don't forget to cut out all those early bird specials coupons. Nothing like having a nice dinner at 3:30 in the afternoon, right after a relaxing afternoon nap.

3:30PM? That's a late dinner, probably one of the younger whippersnappers.

I'm looking forward to having my belt around my nipples and eating dinner at 2:30PM, myself. That way I can go to bed right after the 6PM news and get up in time to watch the 4AM infomercials over my morning prunes.