Where Eagles Dare!!
 

Strictly for entertainment purposes..


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And Then Jurassic Referee ...
 

Do me next. Please. As my real identify: A sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. Maybe with a Mythbusters theme?

There is a guy who did this for Saleman on Youtube. Absolutely hillarious!! I think if you just type in Salesman you should find it.

Thanks for the good laugh. I was busting up with the "Junior underassistant-" line.

Classic!
 

"Oh, Mr. Floor Official......."

Thanks Rick!

Sure, that will be filed under the "More Issues than Time Magazine" issue.
Coming to a theater near you in June 2014

Thanks for the next Lego video game idea: Lego Therapy.

I know this is off topic, but do you know what the largest subscription circulation magazine is in the US? It's AARP Magazine. Not kidding. And yes - I receive it.

Amercan Association Of Really-Old People ???
 

My guess. For the past thirty years or so?

Is that the magazine that teaches you how to leave on your left turn signal blinker even if you're not planning to turn for twelve more blocks? I understand that the most recent issue teaches you how to say, "Hey you kids, get off my lawn", in twenty different languages. Don't forget to cut out all those early bird specials coupons. Nothing like having a nice dinner at 3:30 in the afternoon, right after a relaxing afternoon nap.

3:30PM? That's a late dinner, probably one of the younger whippersnappers.

I'm looking forward to having my belt around my nipples and eating dinner at 2:30PM, myself. That way I can go to bed right after the 6PM news and get up in time to watch the 4AM infomercials over my morning prunes.

Shocker! :p

Here's two things you learn at my age. First, "hangover" refers to the relationship between your belly and your belt. Second, the only thing Viagra is good for is to keep you from rolling out of bed. :(

I thought that was called Dunlap Syndrome as your belly done lap over your belt.

AARP= Association of Aged Relaxed People.

Viagra, Extense, Cialis= All good for a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.