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justacoach Sat Sep 25, 2010 06:34pm

Where Eagles Dare!!
 
Strictly for entertainment purposes..


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BillyMac Sat Sep 25, 2010 06:56pm

And Then Jurassic Referee ...
 
Do me next. Please. As my real identify: A sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. Maybe with a Mythbusters theme?

Judtech Sat Sep 25, 2010 07:30pm

There is a guy who did this for Saleman on Youtube. Absolutely hillarious!! I think if you just type in Salesman you should find it.

Welpe Sat Sep 25, 2010 09:38pm

Thanks for the good laugh. I was busting up with the "Junior underassistant-" line.

grunewar Sat Sep 25, 2010 09:43pm

Classic!
 
"Oh, Mr. Floor Official......."

Thanks Rick!

justacoach Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:13pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 693803)
Do me next. Please. As my real identify: A sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. Maybe with a Mythbusters theme?

Sure, that will be filed under the "More Issues than Time Magazine" issue.
Coming to a theater near you in June 2014

chseagle Sun Sep 26, 2010 02:36am

Quote:

Originally Posted by justacoach (Post 693798)
Strictly for entertainment purposes..


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Thanks for the next Lego video game idea: Lego Therapy.

Mark Padgett Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:09am

Quote:

Originally Posted by justacoach (Post 693817)
Sure, that will be filed under the "More Issues than Time Magazine" issue.

I know this is off topic, but do you know what the largest subscription circulation magazine is in the US? It's AARP Magazine. Not kidding. And yes - I receive it.

BillyMac Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:22am

Amercan Association Of Really-Old People ???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 693836)
AARP Magazine. I receive it.

My guess. For the past thirty years or so?

Is that the magazine that teaches you how to leave on your left turn signal blinker even if you're not planning to turn for twelve more blocks? I understand that the most recent issue teaches you how to say, "Hey you kids, get off my lawn", in twenty different languages. Don't forget to cut out all those early bird specials coupons. Nothing like having a nice dinner at 3:30 in the afternoon, right after a relaxing afternoon nap.

Rich Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:34am

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 693838)
My guess. For the past thirty years or so?

Is that the magazine that teaches you how to leave on your left turn signal blinker even if you're not planning to turn for twelve more blocks? I understand that the most recent issue teaches you how to say, "Hey you kids, get off my lawn", in twenty different languages. Don't forget to cut out all those early bird specials coupons. Nothing like having a nice dinner at 3:30 in the afternoon, right after a relaxing afternoon nap.

3:30PM? That's a late dinner, probably one of the younger whippersnappers.

I'm looking forward to having my belt around my nipples and eating dinner at 2:30PM, myself. That way I can go to bed right after the 6PM news and get up in time to watch the 4AM infomercials over my morning prunes.

grunewar Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:35am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 693836)
I know this is off topic......

Shocker! :p

Mark Padgett Sun Sep 26, 2010 02:24pm

Here's two things you learn at my age. First, "hangover" refers to the relationship between your belly and your belt. Second, the only thing Viagra is good for is to keep you from rolling out of bed. :(

chseagle Sun Sep 26, 2010 08:48pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 693852)
Here's two things you learn at my age. First, "hangover" refers to the relationship between your belly and your belt. Second, the only thing Viagra is good for is to keep you from rolling out of bed. :(

I thought that was called Dunlap Syndrome as your belly done lap over your belt.

AARP= Association of Aged Relaxed People.

Viagra, Extense, Cialis= All good for a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.


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